Our car breakers just took in this 2001 Skoda Fabia Classic with a 1.4 litre petrol engine. We’re going to dismantle it in due course, and then we’re going to use its components (along with some mega sellotape) to build a fire-breathing mecha-Godzilla, which we’ll then use to rampage around creating havoc throughout scrapyards in Bolton, driving their customers away and towards the welcoming arms of our gaffer Terry, here at Metro Salvage car breakers yard!

(Not really. But just imagine!)